...You always refer to going to the bathroom as "going to the potty"...even when you're talking about yourself.
...You don't wonder why the dinosaur has no hands, you simply wonder who chewed them off.
...You have pictures like this on your computer where you are working on labels for your shelves.
You take pictures of random creatures and plant life so that you can use them in your science center.
You not only stop to look at seasonal t-shirts at Wal-Mart, but you then proceed to buy three because being a school teacher means sportin' seasonal wear. (Being careful, of course, to avoid anything that looks too "teacher-y."
...You wander outside at 10 PM on a late Wednesday night after church, and proceed to walk over to your Sassafras tree. You begin to shake it vigorously so as to knock down the "dinosaur footprint" leaves that you can use for a 3-D craft for a dinosaur unit the next day.
...You're sitting at the computer at almost 11:00 PM at night, wondering why you didn't finish that lesson plan (that's being evaluated tomorrow) a little earlier than now.
Back to work, my friends. Thought I would allow my brain a quick break. ;)